Mikey says (5:48 PM):
   God fucking dammit.
   I have a big fucking sign that says "EMAIL ONLY" on my closed door.
   Why would you fucking knock on it?
   Especially to ask me a question about something that someone else said.

The world's fattest man says (5:49 PM):
   because people like you and respect your opinion.

Mikey says (5:50 PM):
   I want a gun.

The world's fattest man says (5:50 PM):
   good answer.